The damned hair extensions
The company said the adverts had not been intended to promise that consumers would look exactly like Cheryl Cole. {…} It added that the average consumer would understand that the effects would vary according to hair type and the style adopted.
Basically, what they are saying is that those 40 people were thickos for actually thinking that using a shampoo would turn them into Mrs Cole xDD
I can just imagine the kind of letters that they wrote to complain:
“Dear Watchdog, I want to complain that my hair looks nothing like Cheryl Cole’s in the advert after using the shampoo once. It’s not fair, you know, because she had hair extensions and I don’t. Can L’Oreal please pay for my brand new hair extensions. I feel ripped off”
The damned oil leak
The Gulf of Mexico oil spill is the worst environmental disaster the US has faced, a senior official has said.
And still, as far as I am concerned, they are still not doing as much as they could to try to stop it. US Government are just collecting evidence in order to be able to point the finger at someone more accurately… But who is actually thinking of a plan? I can’t see much action being taken…
And BP shares are dropping down… I know of someone who is not going to be happy…
The damned Japanese
Australia has said it will begin legal action against Japan over itswhaling in the Antarctic. {…} Japan, which kills hundreds of whales ever year, says the hunt is carried out for scientific research purposes.
Reaaaallyyyy….. how scientific, I wonder? Something in the lines of This whale tastes more fishy than the other one, ergo it has spent longer in the sea and it’s more delicious. Let’s kill some more because the evidence is not 100% fullfilling. We need to kill at least another 50 to make this very scientific study worth anything!
